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The former prime minister alleged that his security team had made the discovery when they did a sweep of the toilets in 2017

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (2 children)

So you're telling me that some poor fucker at the Mossad has had to listen to 300 hours of recordings of Boris Johnson shitting?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

The True Worst Job in History

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if they offered hazard pay.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Do you think they care about their workers that much?

[–] gramie 21 points 9 months ago

I can believe that Netanyahu would do that, but my belief that Boris is a lying sack of shit is stronger.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah shure. Shut up Boris.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

No it was AKG /s

[–] OutForARip 9 points 9 months ago

Must've popped out of his Hamas tunnel.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

A "bugging device" lays listening devices, a.k.a. "bugs".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I doubt Bibi went in there and bugged the place when he popped into the loo.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“Thither Bibi repaired for a while, and it may or may not be a coincidence but I am told that later, when they were doing a regular sweep for bugs, they found a listening device in the thunderbox,” Mr Johnson said.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is a thunderbox British slang for the toilet bowl?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Even if it isn't I'm using it

[–] OutForARip 2 points 9 months ago

Well hurry up. Some of us need a turn as wells

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Buggering buggerers and the buggers who bugger them