this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2024
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Spooky ๐Ÿ‘ป Halloween ๐ŸŽƒ Dark ๐Ÿฆ‡ Horror ๐Ÿ”ช Memes

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[โ€“] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Drink blood of virgins from time to time...?

Goes without saying

[โ€“] Sabata11792@ani.social 11 points 4 months ago

I did bite my cheek the other, day but I don't need it becoming a group activity.

[โ€“] coaxil@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Could do it more ethical, like make a period juice cocktail perhaps??

[โ€“] Im_old@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

milk and sugar with your tampon tea?

[โ€“] Turbofish@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

No thanks, I take mine black.

[โ€“] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 months ago

All this time people have been making bloody marys wrong smh my head.

[โ€“] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Holup, I don't mix pleasure and food.

[โ€“] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I mean... there is a reason vampires seem like an exaggerated version of us... vampires come from the scary stories told to the other villagers about the weird "introvert" that hadn't been forced by anyone to "live a normal life". That person must be crazy or some kind of monster. I can't even imagine what they must be doing in that creepy house all alone. Turns out, thriving. And hiding, from all the people that have scared themselves to the point of taking it out on the person that is hiding from them. "What reason do you have to hide from us if you aren't a monster?" Self-fulfilling vicious circle...

[โ€“] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Yeah, but no garlic is kind of a dealbreaker

[โ€“] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

and then kill them

I guess 3 out of 4 isn't bad.

[โ€“] MattW03 2 points 4 months ago

And when you find the right one... suck him bone dry. ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Didnโ€™t we have an entire movement based on this? We called them Vamps, turns out vampires are just a bunch of moody edgy awkward teenagers.