this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

planet-hillary I need some of these for my husband AM I RIGHT LADIES?!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Erections are caused by your body relaxing some muscles to allow bloow to flow in to the penis, so afaik a lot of conditions that can cause paralysis can result in erection. It's one of the reasons you check for an erection if someone is unconscious and you suspect they got hit in the head - If they're unconscious and they have an erection the chance of a spinal cord injury is very high.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yup, always jerk em off a little. That way, when the EMTs arrive, you can tell them you "did the penis check" and they'll be overjoyed you spared them the trouble.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Yep, I do the same on the bus. Unfortunately there's a lack of awareness.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I know it's kind of weird but it really is an important diagnostic tool for rapidly assessing a potential spinal injury. Importantly, it's something you can observe even if the victim is unconscious and unable to report numbness or inability to move.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait a second, "one of the reasons"?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Maybe not the right choice of words on my part.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

sticking my dick in the bananas at the grocery store

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

you can get bitten anywhere and the venom will still cause priapism, and also general loss of muscle control and potentially your ability to breathe

so make sure there aren't any spiders in there before you do that, is my point

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

brb about to become a pornstar named spiderman

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Apply directly to the bellend.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

You think those are bananas? 🤫

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

is-this Is this erectoralism?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Using the S*n as a source

Cringe.

You get these sorts of sensationalist stories all the time about Brazilian wandering spiders, there has been, like, one reported case of someone being bitten by one (and even that case is an improbable one according to the entomology websites I read about it on a few years back).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

"honey wanna take a trip to australia?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Benefits of spider gf

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago