"People who take the sport seriously"
Mark, sweetie. They don't let robots or lizard men in the UFC.
Take the W and brag about Elon's lacking dick size. Job done.
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I feel like Zuckerberg would hand Musk his ass. Musk would be all showy and fail to be charismatic, and Zuck would open his face and the terrors of warp-space would come out.
Real talk? Yeah I expected (and hoped) Zuckerberg would ruin him but I was the fool for thinking these disconnected freaks of industry would actually leave their homes or business to touch other human beings.
even elon’s height and weight advantage wont make up for his piss poor physique
This is how we're getting the Gellar field isn't it?
Musk opens the Warp with his Neurolink testing and dooms mankind
He's a total freak, but I can respect that he takes martial arts seriously. Granted, like 90+% of the people who take martial arts seriously are freaks.
Hey, at least the guy has a hobby, unlike 
.
Stop giving the chodelet muskrat attention.
idk if zucc has a chance. ive heard elon created a new fighting style he calls “tesla style”. using this style he becomes unpredictably explosive and doesnt know when to stop
Damn I was looking forward to mark ripping the heart out of elons chest like Indiana Jones, promptly eating it like an iguana eating a fly.
Zuck isn't ready for muskrats edgy new martial art, X Kwon Do
Leave MMA to the pros: youtubers.
If nothing else we got that video of musk lifting a 5 pounds while the board mock cheers him with musk not realizing he's being made fun of