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[–] [email protected] 192 points 2 years ago (6 children)

People who say mint ice cream tastes like toothpaste do not brush their teeth.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They must use the fruity kids toothpaste

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Fruity toothpaste gang

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I hated that shit as a kid too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I brush mine with chocolate chip mint ice cream.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Wait, were supposed to do that?

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 years ago (1 children)

People hate what they do not understand

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah. I looove the diarrhea I get from eating tubes of mint toothpaste.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Mint flavored all the way through, baybeh!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

The Circle of Life.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Eating a grape: wow this is identical to drinking cough syrup

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Grapes don't get you high though

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah you're just not doing it right

[–] usualsuspect191 16 points 2 years ago

Yeah, gotta let the grapes sit for awhile first

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Good mint icecream is not strongly minty and is a lovely pairing with chocolate chips.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago

I love mint chip ice cream. I’m laughing, upvoting, and calling you a bastard all at once.

[–] Laticauda 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well made mint chocolate chip ice cream tastes fucking good. Don't let the cheap shitty stuff fool you.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Remember that anime with the girl with the big bahoongas? It had a great take on mint.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

that anime with the girl with the big bahoongas?

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

But seriously, mint in things like ice cream does not taste like toothpaste, but know what does? Root beer. Not crappy root beer though, microbrew or some of the more expensive brands.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Ok that's hilarious lol

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Either you've never had mint ice cream or you've never brushed your teeth.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Listen I brush my teeth with orange toothpaste and drink mint milk after.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's no menthol in ice cream

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Best way is to just cut open a menthol cigarette and use it as a topping, plus gummy bears of course.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

That's how I do my toothpaste

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The difference between mint with cream and sugar - and mint with ground silicate, sodium lauryl sulfate and sweetener :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Gee, I get confused all the time!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Some toothpastes use mint flavour, but this is like the "Guy who's only watched boss baby watching his second movie ever" analogy, except instead of movies it's mint-flavoured products.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Mint is good, mint chip is good. That is all.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Not liking mint ice cream is the sign of a baby palette. You may as well say you dislike olives

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I love everything but I hate everyone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

While I agree with this I still can't stop eating it. Mint chocolate chip is sooo good.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

if you like eating sand, sure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

this is only true before eight.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Anyone else enjoy the bean boozled toothpaste flavor?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"You might as as well just" 🤨

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Repeating words is a common sign sign of eating too much toothpaste.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

But how how know get enough

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I'm a simple man. If ice cream is involved, im usually in.

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