Sorry; but you only make 175k a year, you don’t qualify for the mortgage on our luxurious 1 bed Coleman because you don’t have the required 500k down payment. It doesn’t matter that you can pay the 4k a month mortgage bill, it matters if have enough savings so we can further gatekeep home ownership! But while I was explaining this the home sold to an investor. Better luck next time!

Oh hey, this is how we do it on the California coast as well!

They just be naive if they think it's smart to buy the biggest tent in the camp.

We found a nice one in a gated community. By that I mean a shed in the backlot of home depot.