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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Babies are a renewable resource.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Slippery though.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I sure hope they only use organic babies!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

With the privatization of the FDA, its only Brondo from here.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I don't care how it's made, I'll still drink it by the gallon

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Johnson's Baby Oil is made for babies, of babies, by babies.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The harvesters need to get better at nabbing those nepos, though. Mmm, sweet sweet 4%er spawn grease. Keeps the guillotines & wood chippers running smooooth as high noon justice.

[–] Kowowow 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rfk jr has sworn to eliminate baby oil

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Tell him we can't deport the babies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The babies told me they are disappointed in you.