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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love that the photo is grainy, as if there's so much radiation in the air that he can't get a clear picture of it.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s a funny detail :D

butttttt americium-241 from smoke detectors are primarily alpha emitters, so the air, the sludge itself, and the camera lens would shield the camera’s sensors from being noticeably exposed :3

[–] remotelove 12 points 1 month ago

However, an exposed camera sensor and a bit of americium is an interesting way to create a decent random number generator.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I suspect superpowered cancer is the most likely outcome.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So this is... The Deadpool?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

maybe but I'd think deadpool would glow more if this were his origin...

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Meanwhile in Germany, you can't clean your car in your own driveway because it could pollute the soil, with a fine up to €50k

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Faith in humanity restored

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I'm going to show off my freedom and wash my car daily in the driveway.

That's how this works right?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

it's mainly to avoid polluting the groundwater, environmental laws are strict and people tend to stick to the rules (and will call the police on you if you don't)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

oh yes they fucking will. run your lawnmower on a sunday? polizei. pee outside on your lawn? neighbors will call the polizei. firworks 10 minutes after the official firework period is over? believe it or not, polizei

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

firworks 10 minutes after the official firework period is over? believe it or not, polizei

well now... perhaps there are some things worth enduring for the upsides

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

yes, getting arrested for setting off a bottle rocket at 12:10, outside of ze designated fun time

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Sounds like if you have ADHD, you are better off moving.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

smile outside of fun time? polizei

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

good. they even allotted a time, and you still can't figure it out. go to jail.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Prolly just get a fine too.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

There's no amount of fines that would put brains in that head.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Ha, you fucking wish

[–] Pyr_Pressure 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do they require car wash stations to have a water treatment plant on site?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

of course!

  • Annex 49 of the decree about the requirements to evacuate used water in waterways (Abwasserverordnung - AbwV)
  • Requirements described by DIN EN 858 parts 1 and 2, DIN 1999-100, DIN 1999-101, DIN 1986-3, DIN 1986-30, DIN EN 1610 and codes of practice DWA-M 167 parts 1 and 2 and ATV-M 143 part 6
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Ich bin stolz auf sie

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

That guy transcended the scouts program

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Didn’t I just see this yesterday

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Maybe you need 350 carbon monoxide alarms!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

This was posted yesterday. If you're gonna repost don't do it 15 hours later.