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Laittakaa meemejä tänne.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well yeah, no wonder she leaves if your logical deduction skills are that poor. The conclusion obviously doesn't follow from the premise, even though it's completely true.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Exactly, right? They want dead flakes, not live one's, so they keep us as cattle on carpets, not consume us wholesale. That's like being afraid of vultures if you're healthy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And most dust is actually walls decaying, not skin. Why would there be dust in abandoned buildings otherwise?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The buildings are made of skin.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whether we wanted it or not, we entered war with Roombas on Earth.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So let’s get to taking out their charging stations one by one.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Proportionally, most dust within a building is the building itself shedding on the inside.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My Roomba can barely return to its base and gets stuck on my rug. I help my little bro out. This is a symbiotic relationship.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

You will be consumed last.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hang on a minute, are there any roombas here today?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Please clear main brushes.

Er, I meant "Nope"

[–] MakingWork 4 points 1 month ago

So what you're saying is you meet girls that are not your mom?! And consistently?

Legend!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Sounds like a good horror movie plot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

But why does she leave?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

See, there's your problem. Picking partners up irl. I'm at half chub from this, you should be online looking for love