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If you're looking into switching to Linux, you should avoid Fedora. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think they would have crippled CentOS without financial incentive and pressure from IBM. I don't think they're as independent as you think they are, even if it looks that way on paper.

Takes a certain type of person to get this! in c/shittytattoos
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

I see the checks meeting and then there's a butthole and a vulva.

In the same way underwear would bridge the checks, so would a skirt.

Takes a certain type of person to get this! in c/shittytattoos
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Those are butt cheeks is a skirt. There is no underwear.

Tesla owner who is concerned about Tesla’s being set on fire makes a post on reddit. Gets 0 upvotes and 993 comments in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

don't know the difference between someone acting like a Nazi and literal Nazis

Lol, almost there.

He voted for Trump. Now his wife sits in an ICE detention center. in c/LeopardsAteMyFace
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Only in Arizona. (Though they were for everyone and thankfully Tent City was closed.)

C++ in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Just me or is the single speech bubble loop in the 4th panel weird?

What first world problem are you dealing with right now? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

They shit so much, otherwise I'd be fine with them.

What first world problem are you dealing with right now? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Keeping ducks out of my pool.

Also there's a certain fork my partner hates using but refuses to get rid of.

10 Plain Text Files You Should Have on Your Desktop for Higher Productivity in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

It's like a worse kanban for the todo, planning, done.

If you're looking into switching to Linux, you should avoid Fedora. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago (5 children)

IBM are still ass and antiuser. See the whole CentOS/Rocky split. I've also got personal beef with them regarding buying up and enshittifying small data centers.

Swastidumpster Plows Through Heavily Reinforced Security Fence Without a Scratch in c/Cyberstuck
[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

I can wreck my truck in my handlebars 🎵

What’s a common health myth that needs to go away already? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

A question about myths that's just people reciting myths without backing them up is a recipe for lots of BS. Saying science has no place in dispelling myths seems like a weird take, but if it is, I'm glad you don't want to engage. Bye!

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After our spat, she stayed up working late yet again. (programming.dev)
 

When she finally came to bed to spoon and apologize, again, we fit together oddly because she was now a foot too long.

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Starting with my fingers, I began to slowly and painfully crumble into sand. (programming.dev)
 

By the time it was too much, I didn't have the ability to do anything about it but scream.

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I wish all declawed cats got their claws returned to normal (programming.dev)
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Banned from [email protected] for not being a pedophile (programming.dev)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Mod [email protected] posted a really creepy and pro-pedophilia post at https://lemmy.cafe/post/11105990

Mod immediately bans the two people that call it out as trolls.

Update: post is locked after two more bans

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I lied and told her she was beautiful every day. (programming.dev)
 

I didn't want her taking my other eye, too.

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Humanity learned people that turned into zombies experienced locked-in syndrome. (programming.dev)
 

I recognized my children.

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The intelligent life we found on this planet are strict herbivores. (programming.dev)
 

They had torn her apart just for fun.

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I wish my house cleaned itself (programming.dev)
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Hunting and fishing are for psychopaths (programming.dev)
 

I'm not talking about the consumption of animals here, to be clear. What I'm talking about is spending days and a bunch of money planning to kill something, doing the killing, and skinning/eviscerating what was killed, and often displaying the stuffed corpse. Hunters and fishers refuse to admit they're obsessed with taking pleasure in killing something.

Miss me with the "tradition" stuff, it's just peer pressure from the dead and a fallacious argument. Don't tell me it's to eat, like I said, I'm not talking about the consumption here, so please prove to me you are literate by not bringing up that point. And don't tell me you're respectful to the animals you kill; I don't believe the planning, stalking, and killing is a good way to show respect.

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The Dead Salmon (programming.dev)
 

Inspired by https://www.farrow-ball.com/us/paint/dead-salmon

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A cruciverbalist that I enjoy (squarepursuit.com)
 

Looks like the hasn't made any crosswords for a while but the old ones are still available. Link goes to the themed ones and there's links to online versions in each post. Enjoy!

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Knives go in the dishwasher and get sharpened with a pull through sharpener (programming.dev)
 

My tools serve me, not the other way around. It's not worth the time and effort to wash by hand or sharpen on a whetstone. I don't need an expensive knife to cook at home. A pull through sharpener and honing steel are adequate. Get the right material and you don't have to worry about the metal in the dishwasher.

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