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Like matching serial numbers

Implying Orion’s Belt isn’t more obvious. Clearly Orion’s Belt is the superior constellation.

Let me go back in Time and double check

Peaky fookin blinders innit

So far I’ve read 1984 5 times twice in school and 3 more times since graduation. The most recent was this past summer

It would be the funniest thing if they were exact copies

I knew someone who dealt in exotic animals and they came to work with a baby caiman alligator in a Tupperware because they were selling it after work

Let me guess humans are the only intelligence on the planet too huh

Funny he says that because last time I checked the world always went to shit because of rich assholes pushing a competent white male agenda

Imagine they go out like Vic from the penguin

He’s gonna deflate the balls for Philly I guarantee it

It’s always a fucking Reagan. FUCK