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[–] [email protected] 106 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If more women opened a Bible instead of their legs

That's why your a good woman

(bold added for emphasis)

This guy needs to open a dictionary.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Inshallah, may her cervix remain clean and unviolated by heretical penises

[–] [email protected] 86 points 4 months ago

heretical penises

Band name?

[–] [email protected] 73 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This how they think woman walks

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Where they think women walk to

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I too wish I could afford a large enough kitchen for two ovens.

That's how you know you've made it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Two ovens, but then only seating for four ... a bit mismatched if you ask me.

And two of the chairs don't even match the two.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Neither of them seem to know about a large part of the internet that's into the pee stuff.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's for the best, let em live in peace

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

live in pees?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Very next post in my feed lol (not nsfw)

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago

Stupid fucking Bible beating boomer didn't even read what you said...or cared.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

To be fair, the same part of the bible also condemns men for having sex but if you're an undisciplined rape-monkey, stick to your one wife, and only when you can't stand it anymore.

Also ABSOLUTELY NO KIDS because the end of days is this week (probably) and it's not fair to them.

And yes, many early Christians castrated themselves to show God they meant business about being faithful. No rape-monkey business for them.