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show transcriptandmaybegayer posts:
Bronze age ship discovered

look inside

made of wood

sophia-epistemia replies:
it's made of wood because all the bronze was used to make the age, not the ships. obviously

andmaybegayer replies:
'well duh' gif from American Psycho

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago (3 children)

my favorite bronze age ship is Gilgamesh x Enkidu

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Gay and real

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's less of a ship and more of a "it's stated in the story itself"

I mean, personally I don't love any of my bros like I would my wife.... That's just me, but you do you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

what do you mean that you don't brolove your bros and have bromariage with them and live a happy brolife

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Darmok and Jalad, on the ocean.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

In my town in Mexico, there a street named "Calle Once" (Eleventh St.) that crosses an avenue and turns into "Calle Bronce" (Bronze St.).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

calle once,... not gonna calle twice

[–] humanspiral 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Bronze age defined weapons, fyi. Not sure if ships used nails then, but wood joinery and wood was an allowed building material.

Joke explainer here all week.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Pegged mortise and tenion caulked with bitumen from surface oil/tar.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenician_joint used well into the iron age

Earlier were held together by rope like the https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sewn_boat or the https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lashed-lug_boat and caulked with vegetation. They were essentially "let's take a raft and engineer it into a boat."

Key point for both is you usually needed bronze tools to work wood like this. You could plane with stone axes easily enough to make a canoe but you couldn't really make a mortise and tenion and sewing a boat together was damn hard with stone and bone tools(though there were stone bow drills with flint bits and some pretty damn impressive users, it's how they made strung beads for early trade in the neolithic and late mesolithic).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I half expected Saddam Hussein to be hiding in the red marked mortise

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

smh the weapons were made of sword not bronze

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sea people

Look inside

Bones

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is there a sign up sheet to join the Sea People? I thinknI want to be a mysterious harbinger of destruction.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm afraid you're too late, the casting phase is over

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hear they're making a comeback tour sometime soon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I wish you all the best!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I still remember that age when I was a bronze atomic particle, the atomic particles just won't be still even in human form!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Obviously the bronze just sunk while the wood floated.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Makes cents