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[–] [email protected] 92 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

I don't want my Wikipedia page to say I have a big penis.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Wikipedia uses "citation needed".

It'll improve your joke to use the correct term.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The Streisand hack only works to strengthen false information already out there but i bet it does work and is a known strategy.

Just realized its practically guilt free cause you did all you could to stop the false information.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Look, having a big penis is not as beneficial as many would have you believe. Especially if your girl is petite...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Goldicock: bigger than average but not so big that it's incompatible with the people who want to use it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Goldicock

excellent

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Rest assured then.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Well there's no danger of that; Wikipedia has credibility requirements.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

h0rni owns a very large rooster.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

You'd need to earn yourself a page first, and I think one based on the smallness of your penis would be a good start.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

Username checks out 💯😆

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounded to funny to be true, but it do be true:

Wiki article -> Personal life -> citation 62 -> https://rollcall.com/2023/10/04/patrick-mchenry-speaker-pro-tempore-evolved/ -> quote is in there

😁

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Every wikipedia page has its own little dictator. Is it you again, Wolverine XI?!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

McHenry is a real asshole, I hope the fox is okay.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

The fox had rabies. Sadly, it's definitely not ok.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

At least having rabies is an excuse for some of his behaviors. A lot of politicians don't have a mind altering disease to blame their erratic behaviors on.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

A lot of politicians don’t have a mind altering disease to blame their erratic behaviors on.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He looks like the fusion of Colonel Sanders and John Oliver.

Not relevant but it's sticking with me.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

Oh no that's very relevant.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The cover-up is worse than the uh crime.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Patrick "Bitten by a rabid fox" McHenry

Given he's a congressman I'm sure it's more like Patrick "voted yay for the Rape The Orphans Act" McHenry.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Boooo, the lame-ass Wikipedians removed it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

This bitch Patrick McHenry done got bitten by a rabid McFox.