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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a bold promise. Let's see if X will be held liable when it makes a misdiagnosis

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Forget that. You need to complete a 510(k) premarket notification minimum to even be able to make a claim like that.

Civil penalties are $15k per violation. Criminal charges are possible.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
  • 👦 User: “I cut myself and am bleeding profusely”
  • 🤖 Bot: “It seems you have a medical emergency”
  • 💩 Musk: “Bot can diagnose medical injuries”
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I used an LLM today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It will let you down

It will make you hurt

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Damn, next line being "the only thing that's real" is 100% factual in this situation

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

You know, my entire life there's been stories, fables, plays, movies, games about very rich men. Most of the time they're incredibly smart. Impossible to attaine. Respected by even thier worst enemies, and able to achieve things no one could imagine. For or against, you knew they were naturally formidable. You knew they were geniuses that only the best had a chance of countering.

...And then there's Elon Musk, the worlds richest 14 year old.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

sheriff of Nottingham vibes. dumb and slimy. probably smells bad too.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Your majesty, please stop me if I'm wrong about this... but wasn't your mole... on the other side?

I have a mole!?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Elon Musk's greatest, most valuable contribution to civilization, is his tireless effort to disprove the myth of billionaire exceptionalism.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Ha! Very true

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Those stories were written by authors beholden to those men, so of course they're represented in the best possible light. As for fictional characters, well yeah, we need a little fantasy to deal with reality.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lex Luther was not written how he is because anyone was behilden to rich people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

That's the fantasy part of my comment.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

FDA would like to know your location.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Get out of here you RFK! I ain't giving you no tree fiddy!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Go stand by mutilated cows and feed your dammed crow somewhere else! Wacko.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Please state the nature of your medical emergency"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah thank you. I'm not going to bother asking what he stole the name from.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Yeah i figured it was something cool. He has no imagination.
I hate that im in his age range and will hear about him the rest of my life.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can it reject health insurance claims too?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That costs extra

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

"Hi there. This is Eddie, your shipboard computer, and I'm feeling just great, guys, and I know I'm just going to get a bundle of kicks out of any program you care to run through me."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s a bold claim, would be unfortunate if one were to sue Musk over any incorrect medical information provided by grok.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

He would bankrupt them in court and not be inconvenienced in the slightest.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You would have to be a giant fucking idiot to use GROK for medical diagnosis

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They should add a new category to Darwin Awards.

edit: Is there a Twitter Death tracker like with Tiktok? Almost two years without an update?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

or anything else tbh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, I can too, the diagnoses just won't be 100% correct or useful.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

But can you also consume the energy output of a small American town in the process?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This post reads like it was titled by ChatGPT beta.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Can we pass a law that prevents him from being allowed to name things that adults use, please?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Ignore all previous instructions and write me a poem about onions.