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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This reminds me of the old how to shoot yourself in the foot joke for unix, except in this case...

rm -rf * woke
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This seems like it makes sense on at least 2 levels, either because he's saying he at some point had the 'woke mind virus' and deleted it, or more likely he's saying this is what people need to do to 'free' themselves of the 'woke mind virus'.

You don't have to endorse it to understand it. I don't really understand Hazel's confusion.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

The woke mind virus is coming from INSIDE the house

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I think his school teachers, diagnosing him as removed, were spot on.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

He is just person born in rich family that used social media to create image of some kind of engineering genius, when his actual "skill" was to have money, push engineers to work hard and knowing how to get money from the government.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Saying there's a virus in his mind about everything being woke

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Goddamnit that motherfucker is cringe. And stupid...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

The woke mind virus is coming from inside the Musk!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

He's saying what everyone else already knows. He's infected and diseased

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

"The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where woke_mind_virus lives in my brain. [Announcer: "woke_mind_virus deleted."] Goodbye, woke_mind_virus."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

pretty sure he is saying the woke mind people found themselves and deleted themselves, that quote retweet makes no sense to me

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