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The original was posted on /r/talesfromretail by /u/FuzzyNowHasReddit on 2025-01-25 00:44:25+00:00.
For context, i work at a gas station called hucks (this is important later). I came into work today and there was this lady who said she was waiting for a ride. Hours pass and im doing my job like normal and the whole time this lady is sitting down talking on the phone. I got up to vacuum the rugs and she came up to me and asked me a question. I didnt quite hear her correctly and thought i heard her say the word "partying". I asked her "did you say partying?" She got mad at me and walked away. A while later i was sweeping the floor. I walked past her and i heard her say these exact words "those 3 tall boys smoking cigars with joe rogan are my sons". More time passes and shes still there. She comes up ti the counter and asks for a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. I get them and ring them up like normal. She then shows me her id and tells me to just leave it there and then proceeds to walk outside with the cigs and lighter without paying. I follow her trying to explain the situation and she thinks we were supposed to give her the cigarettes for free because she thinks shes at thorntons (the gas station she claimed to work at, apparently they have some kind of free cigs thing that i dont know anything about, but this lady is out of her mind). I got my coworker involved. She called the cops and i stayed at the register until she was arrested