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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If your oncle on FB does its wierd , but once your wierd oncle becomes milliardaire, he ll be called Anti Aging Zealot all over Internet

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol idk why but I find it so funny that you are speaking English with French nouns.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He looks healthy enough to be a real snack for whoever gets to eat the rich

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Just not the dick. According to this article he gets weekly penis injections, but it doesn't say of what.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

…who the fuck cares?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Immortality is a daily pain in the dick.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (20 children)

Jesus fuck. Why would anyone want to live forever, anyway?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah, that's a perfectly normal thing to do.

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