- the amount of times I look at my watch and I see this is bizarre. And, no, I don't mean once or twice a day...like, I don't see it's 1:23 or 3:45 all the time...
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Bathtub of dirty chai latte please? Woke up at 4:30 and between nature bellowing and the cats never got back to sleep, 😖
Based on the number of enquiries about my outdoor furniture I think I underpriced it 🤣 It does mean it should be gone this afternoon, and I will have 1/3 of the estimated garden project cost covered, so that is a good result. Once it's gone I'll be able to make a start on pulling up some paving.
My earworm right now is
my neck my back lick my pussy and my crack
And it is all that is getting me through this snotty nose and sore throat.
Felt actually hungry for the first time in a couple of days. Ordered Chinese food. I couldn't taste it except for the spicy soup, which I could almost taste, but which inexplicably had chunks of pineapple and raw tomato floating around in it. Not sure what kind of Chinese food that is lol. The steamed dim Sims looked like a couple of brains. The chicken satay skewers were done in a batter, which I haven't encountered before and hopefully won't again.
This shit is WILD. International secretive art dealing and tax dodging!
TBCRBRS (too bad, couldn't read because requires subscription) summary?
Show me a 10ft paywall, I’ll show you a 12ft ladder.
Slap the link into this website and it will remove the paywall :)
If you open the link in Safari or Firefox and hit the X to stop it fully downloading, you should be able to bypass that kind of paywall.
Oooh, thank you for the tip! :D
I read the whole story. What scum but it didn't surprise me at all.
These cunts make Getty look like an angel.
I bought the book Legends and Lattes on Saturday and I'm a little over 100 pages and it makes me so happy. It's so cute. I've heard people really love it or really dislike it. I hope I like it by the end. But so far, really enjoying it! I highly recommend it to people who like fantasy settings similar to Dungeons and Dragons, or cozy murders (so far no murder but it's called a cozy fantasy). I'm not even a fan of fantasy myself and I'm enjoying this.
The newspapers are looking good today.