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Sand repellent anus
What's your problem with anus sand??
Well for one, my body doesn't do anything cool with it like make pearls
How long did you hold on to it?
Hmmm good point. Lost track when I showered I guess...
Try adding more sand
This guy pearls.
Skill issue. Don't let big mollusk dominate the pearl industry.
It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
I swam in the strong currents of Aruba once. The water was so powerful it was like getting violated by Poseidon himself. I had sand up there for days.
Is that a good or bad thing?
Most certainly not. The force of the waves easily exceeded my capacity for clenching.
Moral of the story is get the sandproof anus upgrade.
Gotta practice the sideways walk until summer
carcinization?
I'm 2/3 of the way there
Arm flaps? Check.
Sand-repellant anus? Check.
Just need that lobster claw and I'm all set for the summer!
sand repellent anus?