Whelks_chance

Try adding more sand

That's not really how index trackers work

Relatively

We haven't had the technology to fake a moon landing for decades now. Everyone who knew how to do it has retired.

We could make a religion out of this

If it's good for making cider, it's the best type of apple.

Our five year old dog decided to stick her nose in my partner's mouth while she was asleep last night. Apparently a very confusing way to be woken up.

It does feel like all that wasted effort would be good to use for something productive. The energy used probably wouldn't even heat the water for the showers though.

Maybe just charge people's phones while the work out is better than nothing though.

That was easy, the difficult bit was building the mothership which lands on it

Proven to be a really bad idea with whales

Aren't they creating a Sims film though? If you can do that they can do anything

What's the next step in the plan there? Go for a walk for a few hours? Sleep in the shed? Maybe head off to the pub.