Melbourne

Interview 1 went well!!!!!!! Really well.

Person interviewing said I'll most likely be coming in to meet the CFO!

Next one at 1:30pm. Let's see how it all plays out.

Also, congrats to MissGod getting her first job ever. Target is lucky to have her hehe.🍻

2nd interview was harder. I don't think I'll be progressing. But it was good practice.

Checking in from Hanoi

The calico bosses the other cats around. She has to eat from the bowl they're eating from even if she has her own lol

So I ended up getting an offer from a multinational. I'm not getting too excited in case the police check fucks me up.

We'll wait and see what happens. In the least I have leverage with my current employer.

last night I

-Went to bed early

-Put clean sheets on the bed

-Took a melatonin

-Had a warm shower

-trashed the freshly made bed with the mrs

-drank a chamomile tea

-read for a bit

Still got woken up at 2 by the toddler who isnt well, and still took me a while to fall asleep in the first place, but I only woke up 2 times throughout the night and didnt stay awake for hours after each wake up, so I'd could that a win!

I hope youse have a nice easy stress free Friday. Remember to prepare for the incoming hot days. ❤️

Enjoy the cool darkness, Hell awaits...

Wisdom teeth? Gone.

Face? Swelled up.

Fridge? Full of jelly and custard.

Hotel? Trivago.

The surgeon said my teeth were growing sideways, so I guess I did need them out after all.

Getting out my wisdom teeth today. Should be a fun time 🕺

Tonight's wave:

I told people about a cannoli place near work and now it seems like the office has gone cannoli crazy

Listening to Sigur Ros has allowed all the stress to drain from my body.

Walking Miniest to school and she noticed a Tesla and said "there's a carzi" (rhymes with nazi). I usually call them swasticars. I asked her if she thought of that one herself, and she said she was trying to think of the word I always said but couldn't think of it so she said that one instead 😂🤣

there was enough lint in my phone’s charging port to start a fire

I am full of cheese and wine and the love of good friends. Was a bit of a shit week but that made it all better. Now to shower and sleep with the alarm off. Good weekend peeps

Pretty glad I'm swapping today for one of the hellish days next week to be back out in the field, it's gooooorgeous out there this am. Next week can go suck a fuck.

FML. Started getting sick before my exam, then during my exam I ran out of time.

If I scrape through…

Ugh.

Tempted to try the goon bag trick in the next few days. Basically just fill it with water, freeze it and hug it all day.

Partner tells me there's a pair of twenty-something (potentially teenage) boys knocking on people's doors and loudly talking in the Northcote area.

If they are casing houses (ours is a block of flats and we almost never get doorknockers), and she didn't open the door for them, do we have anything to worry about?

Appliances Online have run out of cheap(ish) portable air cons. Most economical available now is over $800 ... screams in capitalism

Date night last night and we went to Melbourne Cable Park to play mini golf and man, that place really impressed me. It was just so super laid back and cool, watching the wake boarders and the people doing the high ropes course was really cool and inspiring. Boyfy and I spent about an hour just wandering around the lakes and checking things out. I drive past it every day, but had never been in there, the inflatables course looks soooo fun.

Feh

Man, our ancestors were really onto something, belt pouches fucking rock

Noooo.

My dad’s birthday celebration on Sunday and I have to go.

The weather is just perfect tonight, nice cool breeze. Perfect beer-after-work weather. I will miss this over the next however many days of heat hell.

I’m supposed to be going to a picnic on Sunday 🫠

Starting to dismantle my shelving system. Recovered from cat pilfering so far: 2 ping pong eye balls, three plastic dinosaurs, a matchbox car, 2 pens, and 4 lip balm tube lids.