When the Bard has a whole excel database of insults
The real crime here is using Excel as a database.
this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2025
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That reminds me of my previous job at a factory where a business critical database was maintained as a single Excel file with 15000 rows and 200 columns, and now all of my bones are in attack position.
SELECT Insult FROM Insults
ORDER BY RAND()
LIMIT 1
Excel databases are totally fine if the only reader is human
Reminds me of the list of tales of grand adventure that my storyteller bard used for bardic inspiration. It was tagged so I could find one fitting the current encounter.