this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 months ago (2 children)

“But seriously, you don’t have dental insurance. You’re going to have to sell your house.”

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

"Oh, actually you do have dental insurance! Oof... It looks like you're still going to have to sell that house, though."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

"And have the courts garnish half of any future income to pay off this operation plus interest."

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Haha. America. So funny. Am I right.

I learnt so much about that horrible place fr the Breaking Bad documentary. Seeing a teacher have to sell meth jut to pay for cancer treatment. So sad.

I'll give you one more prayer to help y'all. Thst will save little Timmy and his rotten teeth.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Oh, trust me. A lot of the younger population understands how fucked up the ~~Used to be~~ United, States is.

And trust me, where we're at as a country, we don't need "thoughts and prayers." If they worked at all, they would have prevented so many mass shootings.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Insurance companies be like… denied!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Who needs 'em?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

this belongs in c/ABoringDystopia

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My Mexican dentist isn't this funny, but she's much cheaper.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I'm not sure if I dare make a gender payment joke or not., as to why it would be cheaper.

[–] corsicanguppy 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My mom's free dental kicks-in in about a month.

#canada