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Lord Of The Rings Memes

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I empathize most with Gimli because he goes along but complains a lot.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

Gimli is the best. When he met the elves of Lórien, not only did he eventually reject his lifelong prejudices, but he asked only a symbol of friendship from Galadriel, simultaneously inflicting upon Fëanor the biggest fucking burn since Eru's diss track of Melkor.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Legolas only misses once in the movie, while Bilbo objects but 13 strangers still come in.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I could be mis-remembering but doesnt he miss the orc blowing up helms deep? Like he kills the orc, but not with a headshot

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Iirc he hit that Uruk 2-3 times in the chest, probably the heart. That motherfucker just kept going and yeeted himself into the grate when his body was giving out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cocaine is a helluva drug:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Uruks make the best PCP

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Me as an adult: wait... so the orcs are born as adults, immediately get set to work like slaves, live miserable lives, then get used as fodder for the war machine? Their average lifespan must be just a handful of years. I think they may be the real victims here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

my friend had a dog named Bilbo, but we would call him Dildo when he was being bad (which was very often). Never read/watched the lord of the rings so that's my only context for this and I think it's even funnier because dogs LOVE to scream at doors