Memes

They look 12

It was so nice of them to have the femboy who decided a striped tie and a gray suit was alpha /s

alpha male

Oh right, furries.

Women have a different sort of mind than men do. Oh, uh, and men who disagree with me also have that different sort of mind.

maybe the real split in types of brains is between gender essentialists and everyone else...

This picture should be labeled, Summers Eve, the douche level was so high. 😂

Is this Elon's DOGE team I heard so much about?

That's gotta be sarcastic right?

Tbh. the poster is probably one of those kids in the photo. I am not surprised that a immature kid writes immature posts. I am so glad there were no social media when I was 14 because I was fucking feral. God the cringe I would have to wade through to scrub that shit.

I don't physically cringe often but man this actually did it

Six faces, each more like a slapped ass than the next. May God forgive their mothers.

These guys all look like they're 14-15 years old. Very manly and mature.

The amount of pocket sand in this photo could fill an hourglass

The level of incels energy in that picture could power a city for hundreds of years

I've seen incel and I've seen incels, but these are the incelliest bunch of incels that ever incelled.

"Alphs" as in alpha software: buggy, not fit for release, a poor first approximation of useful, error-prone, almost certain to fail at the desired task, etc…

I love how none of them look like they're meant to be in the photo. They are somehow all crammed in.

Is this DOGE??

What a bunch of fucking dorks

I have more pubes on the back of my ballsack than everyone in this picture has in total.

obligatory reminder that even the man that coined the term alpha male has relized he was fucking wrong, but the worst of humanity just fell in love with the concept and wont let it die

Yes, nobody can comprehend this one photo.

How can it cause both physical and emotional pain?

Are you guys making fun of middle schoolers?

Is......is that you in that pic? Or a general visual representation that could accurately give the impression of you?

......because those guys look like dweebs.

Yeah, that's right. I'm bringing dweeb back. Nerds and dorks are actually kinda cool, I like them a lot. But these guys? Total dweebs! 80s vernacular is back, baby! Hasta la vista!

imagine pairing ties like that

I had no idea that the "tiny dick club" was still meeting in the subways. I thought we evicted them. Alpha = Loser

There can only be one alpha in a pack, cubs. Sit the fuck down.

When puberty drops those alpha levels gonna be through the roof - lock up your females and bow down to your masters.

Fuckin mods.

Seems like they nailed the second half. Is this not what everyone else is picturing any time someone earnestly attempts to describe themselves as alpha?

I'm sure that sound was just the panties wooshing past.

I thought you weren't supposed to take pictures inside the DC Metro.

How’s that working out for ya?

Because they can't see that small.

So harsh that he would call me out for not being able to comprehend the concept of zero