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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I feel like the last 2 frames are missing a subscript

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't think a caption would improve the vampire panel, the joke is pretty self evident.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah those are some goofy ass shoes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What shoes?

Those are shoe-pants.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

From what I can tell, he's got no pants, and has heels glued to the bottom of his feet

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I really don't get the bottom-right one

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The artist just thought if cows made tools they'd be primitive and weird-looking.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

you read my mind. I had the exact thought:

is this the cow tools of today

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The kid's been breaking the windows one-by-one with a paddle ball.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's a literally interpretation, but what is the joke? That even with the ball being on a string the kid still found a way to break all the windows?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

my guess is an arcade game where you break all the windows, kid saw it and did it irl?
honestly I don't understand like 50% of the comics here, I just see pixels and laugh 😅

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

As a deer hunter I accept the deer’s proposal. Lotta stress put on that shot, go ahead.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This has such a tom the dancing bug feel. Love the hunter deer one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

The moose one gave me Far Side memories. Actually most of them did.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i get the vampire one but what's with the others?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The invisible man is upset because his hot bar crush doesn't know he exists (how could she, the dude's invisible)

Hunters enjoy the sport of hunting. It would take the fun away if the animal killed itself. The deer is running a lose-lose gambit by killing itself

Kid loves smashing windows or sumn

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

The invisible man is upset because his hot bar crush doesn’t know he exists (how could she, the dude’s invisible)

I missed it the first time too, but that isn't what he's saying. She probably doesn't even know I don't exist. It's got a double-negative. If you cancel them out, you get: "She probably ~~doesn't even~~ know(s) I ~~don't~~ exist."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

you cannot just cancel out negations like that

he does not exist and she doesn't know it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This reminds me of Shrek when Pinocchio gets around lying by saying "I don't know where he's not," but if you think about it for one second you'll see that knowing where someone is also means you know where they aren't at. So it's still a lie.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

maybe they're in a quantum superposition, you can never be sure

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Then you don't know where he is!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

no, if you know one of the places where he is you can just observe him and he will be there and then you know exactly where he is and is not

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

But you can't just magically remotely view somewhere you can't see.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I interpret it as her being unaware of his nonexsistence.