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[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 weeks ago (32 children)

Vague, sexist generalizations deserve rude answers.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

OK but how do I wash a Nintendo NES without ruining it?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Take it apart, put the plastics in a soap and water solution. Clean the electronics with compressed air and a small toothbrush with ~~isotope~~ Isopropyl alcohol were needed.

Any yellowing of the plastics you can use peroxide with a UV light.

Edit: Isopropyl alcohol*

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Isotope alcohol? That’s what i call a real glow-up!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Nintendo NES"

Seriously? That's almost grandma saying "playbox" level. And do you not know what NES is an abbreviation of? Its "Nintendo entertainment system", which means you wrote "Nintendo Nintendo entertainment system".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

You're right about the Nintendo stuff, but could you please not mention grandma's playbox ever again in posts where the topic is about insinuating filthy vaginas.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Turn it off, remove the battery, and put it in the dishwasher on a gentle setting. Then wait a week or two for it to fully dry before powering on again

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
  1. Is joke. At least 98% joke, but 2% serious in that you can technically do this. Best practice would be to discharge caps first. The only danger is in it still being wet when you put electricity through it.

  2. I forgot the battery is actually in the cartridge, so as long as you take the game out, it should be good. Cr1616 for rtc/saves.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
  1. Only with reaaaly soft water. With hard water the calcium is gonna fuck it up.
  2. The battery is only present in cartridges with save data.
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
  1. Fair

  2. On original/oem carts, but on ever drive carts there is also an rtc.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Give it a blowjob, everyone knows that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Mild detergents and patience

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What is the one thing men want? Vintage video game consoles? 40k miniatures? Old cookbooks? Because I'm a man and I want all of these things.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

That and the previous comment perfectly describe 40k nurgle minis

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

We all want Atari 2600s, a copy of Warlords and 4 paddle controllers.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

You can't make me

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

After throwing it in the microwave first obviously

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bruh I thought it was about washing plates. What is this nsfw conversion in my Christian server. Sexism is permitted tho 👍

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I love these threads, free karma:

Man bad.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Turn that one thing into two things!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

When she hasn't showered in a couple of days 🤤

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