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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Top middle would definitely be used by an excuse by a moron claiming "The life jackets do nothing! They're just trying to control us by making us wear them!"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

Sounds like the pothole road should be closed. And we should draw up some kind of peace accord with those angry mutant coconut trees.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I want to put that elevator sign up in every elevator I go in.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

“8 short blasts” likely refers to horn blasts. But not absolutely.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Also, what frequency? Does the rhythm matter? What if it's 4 short blasts in a 10 second interval then 2 days of silence then 4 short blasts in a 5 second interval???

[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)
  1. I don’t know, I’ll have to ask Kenneth.

  2. Does the rhythm matter?! The rhythm always matters, ask anyone who listens to breakbeat.

  3. A quick look at a recipe book seems to indicate that you should take it out of the oven before it gets burned.

Hope that helps!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

What are those?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

I am guessing they may mean "down range" but couldn't fit it on the sign, so they put "in range"?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

You never use one of these elevators? Just jump to remove the uncommon step at the entrance.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Vivid/Done with this is the logo for the excellent podcast Well There's Your Problem.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

i would trust the botzom right shield the most i think