I remade this meme in a different format because the stupid p*say thing and the dumb pic
this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2025
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Thanks, the sanitization of the internet is really driving me crazy. Not worth complaining about but I'm happy you made this and will be something I'll try to do in the future
I was on mobile, so I used this tool:
https://threadfaker.com/
But it would be more convincing if you just use browser dev tools to edit the content of a real post.
But won't someone think of the poor ad revenue
No way is Elon Musk that cool.
Exactly. Also, you know he'd hate to be this hypothetical kind of person.
"He was licking my balls from behind and his nose accidentally touched my butthole, so in clenched my cheeks and said 'got your nose Donald' and he kept coming back for more"
Is this Elon Musk but on Threads? lol
That's actually hilarious, apart from idiotic censorship of "pussy".
He’s mad because she never gave it back.
Probably fucking dead. Hard to breath without a nose.
Lowkey Wife material. That level of levity is super attractive
If a woman did that to me I’d propose on the spot.
I mean, I think the described action counts as a proposal....
She was probably on (at least) one knee and she put a ring on it...
Bro if a girl did this to me I'd never leave
Worth it, he doesn't deserve you.
Balls are a fellator’s shield against unintentionally playing the back nine, and I'm insulted that god gave them to only half of us.
as the scrotum is easily the ugliest body part, bar none, for either sex, I gotta disagree.
you can shave it, dress it up, put a bow on it, nothing's gonna change the fact that it's a shriveled sack of nuts.
There was a subreddit for people putting like outfits on their peckers, and that's about the only thing I think the fediverse is missing. And before anybody tells me to start that community, I don't have a dick of my own, and yes, I'm aware that it's a skill issue.
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honestly you don't want a guy with no sense of humor anyway
It's important not to peak too early. How was he ever suppose to top that?
A actual shitpost
My wife loved this
Love chowin box from behind like that. What a view.
Sometimes she can almost hear him calling her name and saying please let go
More like "pnease net go". 😅
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