We won!! Looks like we now control America. Premier Trump is welcome and we’d gladly accept America as the 11th province.
America: Welcome to Canada. We have universal healthcare, quality education and believe in peacekeeping.
Please enjoy your stay. MAGA red hats and Elon Musk are exempt from entering and may purchase a 1 way ticket to Putin land.
Musks Canadian citizenship is hereby revoked.
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