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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago

πŸ–•Nvidia

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Is that the guy from Star Trak?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, his name is Headmaster Gandalf.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ok then, who’s the other guy?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

His name is Linus Tech Tips

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Fuck, this actually hurts

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

How can I downvote you multiple times?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Schwanzus Longus (this is the German Version)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

And what about his wife? Incontinenta Buttocks?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago
[–] ImplyingImplications 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's Richard Stallman. He made FreeBSD which is a distro of Linux.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Um, acksually, what you're referring to as Linux is in fact....

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A derivative of Minix.

Or at least that's what Microsoft's lawyers said.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's actually kinda wholesome that Harvard Law lets you minor in clowning 🀑

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Yale law too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Almost as good as HURD

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Linus Ballman. Chief Luniks Officer at Amazon.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yup, that's John Trak, the lead in Star Trak

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Wow, is he related to John Cartrak?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

no I think that's Thor from the marvel movie
/s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I think he's the Fourth Physician.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Exactly! Now it's all just that guy asking him the same questions every year... where's my entertainment Liiinus??

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

That's like John Carmack's talks. He goes on and on, but that's why I'm here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Blond hair
Red shirt

Hello, Tom Scott...?