this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This can’t be good for insurance rates on Teslas.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tbf the insurance rates were already pretty trash I believe

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I just got a quick quote for owning one in the suburbs and it's over $3k/year.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks better with the wrap!

Wait...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Looks like most of the dumpsters in my town.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago

It's just a nice gesture, to protect the metal with paint, since the factory forgot.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ngl, I actually like the effect of that.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

literally anything is an improvement

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How long has this vehicle been sitting there? That's a lot of tags.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They pulled up to a stop light

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

F you that’s so fucking hilarious

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

This has to be an older photo.

I saw that “car” in the same impound lot over by Javits center maybe 2 months ago. It’s been removed since at least new years.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Actually an improvement

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Now clear coat it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is critical thinking dead? Somehow nobody tagged the driver or front windows? Fake AF. Also the NYPD truck somehow looks like a farm truck.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Well he may have ... invited people outside Trump Tower to spray-paint his truck with messages on the Election day (so the meme is indeed "misleading" - this is a stunt). "Farm truck" does seem to be on the wikipedia List of vehicles of the New York City Police Department among large trucks though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nah, they just support the message. Also, I don't think this community is entirely serious bsnss?

The real picture just has a swastika but same vibe.

[–] Punchshark 13 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I thought about that when I pulled up next to one. They do have side cameras like all Teslas, so I imagine you'd want to cover your tracks if you did something like this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Tag the cameras first

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Surely this falls under free speech under the free speech absolutists in office, right? Right??

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Honestly the best looking cybertruck I've seen.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Using an apostrophe there is idiotic

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Yes, that fits the cyberpunk aesthetic rather well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't fool yourselves. This happens to any "blank canvas" ie truck or car left in a bad neighborhood. Ain't nobody targeting shit.

[–] Punchshark 12 points 1 week ago

I still think this vehicle draws extra incentive