this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2025
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[–] Devanismyname 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nothing wrong with loving animals and crying over their suffering.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

And in fact, if someone doesn’t care about the suffering of animals, I want nothing to do with them.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You really need job regulations. In my country if you gonna fire someone you have to pay a lot of money, this way companies think twice.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (6 children)

That's true in the US too. If someone is fired without cause, the company has to pay unemployment.

I've been the manager of completely shitty, toxic people who cause harm to the company and lead to massive turnover of other staff, but was unable to fire them because they showed up on time and met dress code, and corporate wasn't gonna pay for unemployment.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Massive turnover and being toxic should be a good cause?

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 4 days ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I doubt he can scratch his balls

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

If he tried he may accidently crush them.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Had a buff friend (but not even close to that) that had to reach for his seatbelt with his right hand because his biceps didn't give him enough flexibility to reach for it above his shoulder with his left hand and sometimes he would need to pull on his right arm with his left hand to give himself enough reach...

It gets pretty ridiculous at some point...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is that not how most people buckle their seat belts?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

stay strong bro

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

This isn't a shitpost, it's a little touching and breaks down stereotypes. Well done OP

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (34 children)

The internet: Body shaming isn't right

This thread: Yeah this guy's a freak and I would never want to look like that.

Good job guys

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Yep. I've been utterly disgusted by so many people in this thread and kinda regret ever posting this. At least I found a whole lot of people I can tag as being problematic as shit to keep an eye on. I don't know how anyone in their right mind believes that it is okay to mock someone based off of the way they look. I kinda do it off of actions. Doing it off of looks is just childish horseshit and I expected better of people here. They should feel incredibly fucking ashamed of themselves.

All these pathetic redditors who left the site but not the mentality.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I rescued baby raccoons from a dumpster once.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is he able to move his arms or are they too big to like move around and stuff. Idk what I'm trying to say. It just looks like it's hard to even hold his phone properly lol

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And he wouldn't even fit into that dumpster to help the poor animal. =(

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Bro is juiced enough to just turn it upside down and shake it all out.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

No comment except: same

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