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Elon Musk Holds Office-Wide Contest To Guess How Many Sperm In Cup (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Difficulty adjusted for the room

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

That's got to be at least one (+/- 7.992.000.000)Just the standard inaccuracy for Musk

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Winner gets to carry his next spawn.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Then he counted to 3 like the Tootsie Pop owl and drank it