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[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 78 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Civic killed the possum, and the joke is it was made as a sacrifice to the automobile god, who was pleased and granted it a longer life.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago

🧐 I see I see thanks for the explain

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

Road kill pleases the deadly automobile.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

I had something like this happen a few months ago. I was in a parking lot and took a corner too tight and rode up on a curb and then dropped off it, which caused my car to think one of the seatbelts wasn't clicked.

I spent the next several months ignoring the dinging until I did the same exact thing in another parking lot, which fixed it. Good ol' percussive maintenance.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That offering of possum was good for the engine light. Fixing the whole engine asks for a bigger sacrifice though. Sorry.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor 3 points 3 days ago

I'm sorry children, I need to fix my car.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Possum, your end is the road