We really are a unique animal aren’t we?
this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2025
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Yes? Show the other replies please.
This seems like something they should probably see a therapist about? That doesn't seem like the behavior of a healthy mind.
Well it is 4chan.
good point, what am I saying?
I want a version of that appropriate/inappropriate meme but with the guys coughing up blood and both pictures labeled "inappropriate".
Don't let your memes be dreams
That reminds me April Fools Day is approaching. When I was young I worked in a haunted house where we made blood capsules using Karo syrup, red food dye and put it into empty capsules. I deal with two guys at work that like to get stupid stoned at lunch time
If her reaction to seeing someone suffer is: "leave", then anon is better off without her.
Depends. Some people just absolutely cannot handle blood under any circumstances.
Yes I remember the Buddhist saying “weight lifting is suffering”
Honestly a powerful litmus test. You’re not going to hook many, but by god will they be empathetic.
If you’re using fake blood and sympathy to get girls, you’re likely the kind of guy who wants to wear their skin
When you contract tuberculosis and your partner leaves you for an a hot young thing with an unblemished set of lungs, you’ll understand the folly of your words
Can't keep doing it in the same place though. Word gets around and suddenly you're Blood Cough Guy and... wait a second, this has got to be a bit from IASIP right?
Like all greentexts, its premise was plagiarized, yes. The well has always been poisoned (by my constituents)
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