I'm sure they got tons of kills. Just not the plot armour jedi
this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2025
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Jedi kill the other ones left and right, pretty much on autopilot while having a conversation. Whenever these guys show up, they at least take them seriously.
It's not technically necessary to fuck somebody too have offspring. Some of the most successful breeders are sperm donors.
The funny part is, 4chan might be one of the few places where these kind of shots fired are accurate.
i think it applies to most places where people are chronically online
True.
Lemmy too.
In my experience, Lemmy users are pretty old compared to most other online communities. I don't know if there's been a poll, but my guess is most users are older than their late 30s.
Hopefully y'all old mother fuckers have gotten some ass by now.
We've fucked. It may have been a while, it might not have been particularly good; but we did make a sex.
Incidentally a plurality of users are trans/nb, furries and/or anarchist. Trust me.
most users are older than their late 30s
I think you're slightly overestimating there. We ran a survey on Feddit.dk and the average age was 34, median 32. So more like early 30s or late 20s
Of course Feddit.dk may not be representative for the whole fediverse.
That would be a fun poll to view.
Just because we didn't see it on camera doesn't mean it didn't happen. 🤷🏻♂️
Anon probably thinks Darth Maul is dead, too.
To be fair, considering how many times he's been killed he has to be dead by now
Well. He is dead.
We saw his death, a few times.
Then we saw his real death.
That's it, then? Any argument for him being alive doesn't have a leg to stand on?
I’m not sure what argument there would be, especially cuz he had none of his own to stand on at that point.
but I mean, who knows, somehow palp returned …
Intelligent design is a lie