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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, a broken clock is right twice a day

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

The double nein.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If I had to pick a state to send this asshole to...

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

You gotta be real fucked up for Florida to reject you

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

But your bestie Joel Greenberg is, Ron?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I think they are at capacity for rapists with Trump and Gaetz already there.

[–] TheGoddessAnoia 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm not American, so I don't know: can one state actually bar an American citizen from being in it?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

They could extradite him if he has warrants and they’re willing; but that’s about the only time.

[–] TheGoddessAnoia 5 points 1 day ago

Thanks for clarifying that.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Sorry, bud, Florida says you're too rapey even for them

On an unrelated note, does anyone else think that Tristan looks like Romanian Ryan Reynolds?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

They're not Romanian, they're US-British. They just moved to Romania because they thought police are less likely to investigate sexual assault cases there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

I know. Perhaps Romanian-looking would have been more accurate.

[–] rabber 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

why is andrew tate even relevant, i dont know who he is aside from he hates women

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