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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 hours ago

Nope gotta go through triage and evaluate it next week and hey it's a rarely used function and has over 1 story points so let's address it next year despite how the fix is already in your head

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Is it quicker to fix it then to get the issue triaged? Just fix it and move on.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Why don't you do anything all day? The reports don't show any activity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

I have a great boss that knows that whatever I decide to do is probably the right priority. As long as our users are happy she is happy.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 hours ago

JAFFIRMATIVE

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 hours ago

This is waaay too close to the bone.

Source: I've been writing software since the 6502.