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Bug priority (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 7 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 hours ago

Nope gotta go through triage and evaluate it next week and hey it's a rarely used function and has over 1 story points so let's address it next year despite how the fix is already in your head

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Is it quicker to fix it then to get the issue triaged? Just fix it and move on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 34 minutes ago

Why don't you do anything all day? The reports don't show any activity.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Jep?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Jes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

JOK

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Jax

[–] [email protected] 1 points 47 minutes ago

Jinkies!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 hours ago

JAFFIRMATIVE

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 hours ago

This is waaay too close to the bone.

Source: I've been writing software since the 6502.