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NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

I watched Twister and saw how good wind chimes worked. Looked cool and added to the carnage when the wind hit!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'll put a wind chime on my car so I always know what direction the wind is blowing. No hurricane is going to sneak up on me!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I gonna put a wind chime made out of sharpies over a map of the gulf of America so I can get a chart of the storm path