MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

Fix bayonets!!

I have this sinking feeling that Anakin is standing behind us with a smug ass look in his eyes…

I am.

But the plumber already charges for the service call + hourly rate + parts + after-hours/holiday emergency surcharge… what is the tip for? Was I supposed to have been tipping my mechanic too all these years?

What? Tipping movers is a thing‽ I’ve only ever moved myself, but I always assumed that you hire movers specifically to move you. Isn’t that the point? Why would you have to pay them more than they bill you? That feels like tipping your plumber for fixing your drain. Do people do that too?

Things not looking so sunny side up as local Denny’s gets grand slammed by eggsorbident costs due to ova’ul crime. Police unsure if culprits are laying low, on the run, or playing chicken.

I feel i am escaping this with only 1 bingo based on technicalities and coping mechanisms…

• the lost keys were in my pocket because my hands re full…
• I’m not awake and productive at 2 am anymore because sleep deprivation is killing me. So now I’m awake and unproductive.
• I don’t do daily lists, i do task specific breakdowns; but i do have an alarm to remind me to eat lunch.
• password manager👌
• thermal mugs 👌

I haven’t seen one of those in years. Lol.

The local ibrary might need to weed some outdated encyclopedias though. 🤔

If I could afford a new car, I might consider that feature given the potential of the next few years…

I think it’s also a blind people thing. So there’s that…

Edit: I heard about it in a podcast (maybe 20k Hz or 99pi?) and they demo’d text-to-speech at 5x. Listening to 5x at 3x was incomprehensible.

Haven’t gotten that far, but I’ve heard of it.

BuhBuhBuhBuuuuh!