I'd rather see George Clooney's asshole on the 100. Put this fuckers ugly face on the ruble.

Imagine living in a country with the face of a felon rapist traitor on our currency.

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"President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family," Gill told Fox News Digital. "Instead, he took a bullet for this country and is now working overtime to secure our border, fix our uneven trade relationship with the rest of the world, make America energy independent again, and put America first by ending useless foreign aid."

I can’t I give up. I’m Canadian and America is fucked. There are no policies, no plans to make projects or fix problems. It’s all a campaign and political points. This is just pure trash satire at this point. URGH

I can already hear one of those terrible Trump rappers like Forgiato Blow making a maga themed "it's all about the Donalds baby" parody song. And it would probably gets millions of streams too. Ugh.

Fuck that shit. Put his fucking face on the ruble where it belongs.

All about the trumps just doesn't slap like Benjamins. All about the trumps sounds like a nightmare of a reality show

Shouldn't Trump be on the ruble?

It's all just ring-polishing stuff to openly declare fealty to him.

Same as the third term stuff.

They don't actually care if it works, only that they have proof of it to show him down the road.

That’s scary.

This was absolutely on my 2025 bingo card along with plans for a new face on Mount Rushmore and a mountain, river, or national park being named after him.

I thought only deceased people with a positive influence on society could end up on money. The latter requirement will never happen, and the way he acts many will think it's about time the met the first requirment.

Changing U.S. law would be necessary to allow living people to appear on currency.

Or he could, ya know, die.

Idiots! Should have made a brand new $500 bill for this! Would work out a lot better with inflation. Great for buying eggs.

And Im sure the new bills will roll out just in time for them to be less than worthless and perfect for wiping your ass with.

We really are on the Biff Tannen timeline.

That's fair. It will be used a lot, as it is about the price of a box of eggs at the end of this year.

Ahh yes, Benjamin Franklin, founding father, inventor of the bifocals, lightning rod, and Franklin stove, first postmaster general, founder of the University of Pennsylvania, signed the constitution and the declaration of independence along with drafting the latter. Definitely not nearly as important to this country as Donald Trump, who is singlehandedly keeping the orange spray tan market alive.