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you know the computer thing is it plugged in?

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The printer needs to chill. (lemm.ee)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 35 minutes ago

🍴 Hmmm, jam 🤤

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

"What brings you in to see the doctor today?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Was the printer consensual?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Did you see how it had its paper tray just hanging open? It was asking for it!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

The way I'm reading this, the printer is asking for it...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cant believe enough people have put their dicks in printers to the point where this error needed to be coded in.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Or not enough, the printers need pleasing to function

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

"Out of white ink."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's a laser printer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Dawg!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Programmed my bosses old LaserJet IV to say "FEED ME CATS". She came fucking unglued, thought we had been hacked.