"You're gay because you like men. I'm gay because I hate women."
this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2025
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Is there some joke regarding how this is animated?
It came from my crappy keyboards built in gif selection I apologize for the mild epilepsy it looked smoother in the preview
It looks fine, I just feel like I am missing a layer of the joke
Onions.
*Peter Thiel enters the chat*
Jesus who gives a fuck, seriously.
Are you lost?
Sometimes people don't pay attention to the community a post is in.
See, I was thinking that, even in the context of a group of threads about real life headlines that are so absurd that they sound satirical, this person was letting us know they don’t want to read about celebrity gossip.
Apparently it's unpopular to point that out.
Someone not having sex isn't usually an interesting story.
Did he eat the guy afterwards?
How was it?
"Still undecided"