Usually its when I either offend the libs on world or the fake leftists on ml/hexbear. Sometimes if I'm particularly skilled I piss off both of them at the exact same time (usually by advocating for true liberation for the working class not under a so called "vanguard" but by and for the workers themselves)

I'm pretty excited to see and check what gained traction

Half the time you just have to say "Fuck Tankies" or "Vote DNC" and you'll get 4, 10, or even 20 of the most cookie cutter responses you've ever seen in your life.

I know what I said, y'all's angst feeds me.

This would all be easier if you all just agreed with me, the always correct person.

I assume the right-wing propaganda planners have decided they need to counter something I said

My first thought is always "Must be Nicole the Fediverse chick again" 😂

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BENT OVER BY BIGFOOT WHEN EXPLORING THE WOOD AND MISTAKEN FOR A MATE. THEN LEFT THERE LAYING OUT LIKE A WET SPAGHETTI NOODLE! THIS IS HOW IT FEELS DRIVING A FORD F150!

I'm too scared to check tbh. Somebody tell me if I am getting downvoted because I see 150 unreads

Most of the time I know exactly what I'm getting if I see more than maybe 3+ comments. Usually it's me saying something anti-communist, something on brand enough for me.

Me is, how stoned was I.

At least unlike reddit people aren’t directly insulting you.

Usually means you got featured on hexbear

I just assume I said something factually wrong and now dozens of helpful people are lining up to correct me.

And then all of them are "Nicole".

Immediately go to my comments to see whats getting downvoted to hell.