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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.

Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 minutes ago (2 children)

How do I post a photo in comments? New here due to Reddit ban.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 minutes ago

You're asking the wrong person. Due either to my client, or my instance, I get, like, a 20% success rate on attaching images. Most of the time I get an error.

On my client, there's a little picture icon. When I click that, it lets me select a picture and, if the wind is blowing in the right direction and the stars align, the picture is embedded. Otherwise, I upload to catbox.moe and manually embed the URL. The markdown syntax for an embedded image is:

![](https://url.ofyour.pic/thing.jpg)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 minutes ago

i usually just have the picture in my clipboard and then ctrl+v. it should be uploaded and the markdown link added for you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 52 minutes ago

I know exactly how you feel😂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Also, what was happening in that other site many of us used to be in so interactions between the same people talking the same points were so rare?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 minutes ago

Bots. You never knew if you were talking to a bot.

Plus, way more assholes. Like way more.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

A bunch are usually people disagreeing and making up situations to make themselves right… i.e., you posit that the sky appeared blue when you went outside today, the replies are: not if it’s night, not during cloudy days, etc. and at least one that sounds like they disagree but are reiterating what you just said.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 minutes ago

I've made this observation before, but the funniest thing about Lemmy is that !ShowerThoughts posts elicit more controversy than !UnpopularOpinion. Like, someone posts "I love pineapple on pizza" in !ShowerThoughts, and it's downvoted to hell with people writing long essays about how pineapple on pizza is justification for bringing back shock treatment. The same thing posted to !UnpopularOpinion brings out a mob of people saying how not unpopular an opinion that is, quoting statistics about how Hawaiian Pizza is the most popular pizza in America. It's absolutely hilarious, and one of the few areas where the Lemmy community is truly contrarian just for contrarian's sake.

With the exception of populations of some instances which I won't hex by bearishly naming, and a few individually excessive dicks (or trolls, but I think most are really just assholes), the Lemmy community tends to argue in good faith, admit when they're wrong or have had their minds changed, and are generally polite netizens in most exchanges. But !ShowerThoughts and !UnpopularOpinion just being out the contrarian in people, for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Look at all these replies! I can't wait to tell all these internet randos how wrong they are!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

It's not my job to educate you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

I sometimes write something that might be controversial, so unless I have a lot of free time I don't open Lemmy at all, lol.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

I'm pretty excited to see and check what gained traction

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I know what I said, y'all's angst feeds me.

This would all be easier if you all just agreed with me, the always correct person.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

If I'm ever wrong. I delete that comment and pretend it didn't happen. Or if someone actually makes a good counter argument I just go "meh, don't feel like replying" and leave them unread. I do the worst crime. I'll be 10 replies in and I won't even downvote their last comment to let them know I read it. I'm sure it's infuriating.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 34 minutes ago

I got the last comment! I won!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago

I might not always be right, but I'm never wrong

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago

Usually its when I either offend the libs on world or the fake leftists on ml/hexbear. Sometimes if I'm particularly skilled I piss off both of them at the exact same time (usually by advocating for true liberation for the working class not under a so called "vanguard" but by and for the workers themselves)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Half the time you just have to say "Fuck Tankies" or "Vote DNC" and you'll get 4, 10, or even 20 of the most cookie cutter responses you've ever seen in your life.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 53 minutes ago (1 children)

That's an awfully asymmetric expectation of effort!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 36 minutes ago

Depends on how good the opponent's automation is.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

My first thought is always "Must be Nicole the Fediverse chick again" 😂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

Find hot Nicoles in your local Fediverse!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

I just got her message this morning! 😂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

I assume the right-wing propaganda planners have decided they need to counter something I said

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BENT OVER BY BIGFOOT WHEN EXPLORING THE WOOD AND MISTAKEN FOR A MATE. THEN LEFT THERE LAYING OUT LIKE A WET SPAGHETTI NOODLE! THIS IS HOW IT FEELS DRIVING A FORD F150!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

should've went with the F250...

next time brah

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Hahahahaaa I didn’t know which to use but totally

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'm too scared to check tbh. Somebody tell me if I am getting downvoted because I see 150 unreads

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

you kicked the .ml hornet nest, didn't you?

here's some ointment, now take your medicine and join the rest of the lemmies

[–] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago

Most of the time I know exactly what I'm getting if I see more than maybe 3+ comments. Usually it's me saying something anti-communist, something on brand enough for me.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 16 hours ago

Me is, how stoned was I.

[–] [email protected] 132 points 23 hours ago (21 children)

And then all of them are "Nicole".

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