Hmmm. Probably a teacher asking me to take a seat across a desk from them, ignoring me while typing something, taking a moment to look at me, and going back to ignoring me. For like, 10 minutes.
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Have you ever had a dish washed at you?
Getting mooned by a farting butt.
Big sighs, depending on context.
Look me in the eyes, frowned, got up from the table and walked out of the room. I farted at the dinner table.
I used to travel all over Europe for work, one day I arrived in Munich where the passport control officer asked if I was there for Oktoberfest. I explained I don’t drink and I was just there for work.
He looked me up and down, tilted his head a little and said “Really? You, Don’t drink?
I’m a big guy, not fat fat, but big. I was so annoyed with suggestion that I must like my beer because of my stature, I stewed about it in the taxi all the way to my hotel until I caught myself in the mirror of the hotel room, where I realised I was wearing a Guinness shirt I picked up in Dublin the previous week.
Nice one ha ha ha
Hahahahahahahaha, excellent!
People with poor hygiene and/or smelling like tobacco are an insult for my senses.
Also anyone who drowns themselves in cologne.
And then goes to the gym. 🤢
One time someone just walked off while I was speaking. That was hard to miss.
I still remember one time at a party, standing in a circle talking, and one dude just took out his phone and started scrolling Twitter. Rude as fuck.
You know that thing people did where they look you up and down, then sneer?
That's punchable in my book.
Like, yeah dude, I'm that hairy, and yes I have a hail satan shirt on, but go fuck yourself if you don't like it. Which is communicated with simple gesture in return to the sneer. Only takes lifting a single finger
Good one
There was a dog just sitting there next me. Almost subconsciously I reached to pet it and I got some aggressive side eye from the owner.
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Hmm I don't have a lot of conflict in my life. Probably an exaggerated eyeroll (the kind where they wanted you to see it).
But in general, I'd put a finger in the face up there. It's such a trigger. One of my coworkers and a manager almost got into a fight over this one and had to be separated lol