I guess I'll be rebooted by Mindy until I'm too powerful for the universe... or my windchimes fall off.
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Hmmm. I dunno.
Beheaded by the monarch of shitty vehicles.
I literally have no idea.
Working in a server system and it falls on me, if there's a afterlife I'll see the name of system was named "zee"
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OD'ing on cold/flu medication
Just ducks!
Probably painfully
To flick snot, you gotta pick your nose.
Let's just say I delved too geedily and too deep and started brain pickin'.
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Shamefully.
It would be whelming. Just so.
Fighting a bear for its ass in elwynn forest.
I die in a four way sesh-to-the-death match between snoop dog, cheech, Ricky from TBP and myself.
King Arthur will come with his coconut playing entourage and claim my mortal soul. I should get a white rabbit. or maybe I should avoid it? Who can tell
The Olive Garden waiter never heard the cue to stop so I suffocate on the fine powdery goodness
Death by giant space hamster.
Awkwardly, and involving a turtle
Suddenly and all over the place
Ocean
Splooooooosh.
Kabloooooowie
Taking a stroll past the knife factory.
Likely it would be from a lethal dose of radiation I would endure while fixing a warp drive that was desperately needed.
No doubt, it would be an epic tale.
🤷♂️
So many ways...
I cant die because some asshole cup threw me off a cliff and turned me into a Hylander.
A 60ft wave off Mullaghmore, Ireland
Mashing Keys
Well, my username is because I got tired of a website only allowing you to set opening all links in new tabs if you had an account, so it might be hard to die by internet tab. I also religiously close tabs as soon as I'm done, so I never have that many open. If we can loosen the rules: drowns by bad genie wish in tab cola.
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I am hereby consigned and sentenced to death by royal order of his majesty Dominus Thrax, hero of all.
I really shouldn't be such a contrarian, especially when it comes to faustian deals with magical deep space clones...
Pulverized and set adrift as an interstellar cloud
Yokai
In a blaze of TexMex
Having the time of my life